Goooood Weekend my brethren. Another horrible week ends. I lost count of how many of them I have survived so far. Now how many of you know what is clinical depression?
Check out wikipedia you idiots. Long story short it s basically really long term depression and not always with good reason. Unfortunately (or fortunately) I am a victim of this affliction. See that is why I am a doctor of the brainses.(This logic made much more sense when I thought about it)
So you’d think someone who has these issues couldn’t possibly be any worse of in college. I thought so. I thought nothing the ol’ motherland throws can touch me. I mean what could be worse. Journals? Ha you’ve got nothing on me you filed pieces of paper! Internal assessment? HAHA Bitch please! But then one day the then father of the Motherland (Yup, the last sentence sounds messed up) thought of new horrors. He was the recipient of genuine divine inspiration and he though of – Class tests.
So, it's back to the old rut. The end of another week. A rather explosive' week, I might add.
But I'm really looking forward to next week. It's Budget Day this Thursday. My favourite day of the year(not including Saturdays and Sundays). Budget day is often punctuated by hilarious speeches, not-so-politically-correct statements and thoroughly screwed-up economic repercussions.But the mathematics behind the budget has to be the most fascinating aspect. To see figures to the tune of millions and trillions(or 'karods' in India) being thrown around so casually, is really, really amusing. It's just like a certain Mr. George W Bush once said--"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
We noticed on our account today a rather interesting email. A video in it. On seeing it, No pants laughed so hard and yoga pants’ pants fell off. Bananas was in splits and politically correct and the doctor held each other to stand straight. Needless to say we consider it hilarious and encourage our own Michael Jackson to keep it up. Check it out.
Aha my pretties! How are you today? The doctor is back at last. Sorry I’m late. I was actually performing a surgery. Very complex one. It involved many hours of hard work, a slight expensive dinner and many nurses. Hot nurses too (get your mind out of the gutter lads). My idea was to somehow put in a USB slot on a human brain. Complex stuff guys. I mean I couldn’t even watch my favorite show! More on that later.
If you're in Wadala
and you just can't fathom why
you probably should come visit
Veermata Jijabai!
And when you see a massive edifice in beige
Looming up in your wake
you know you're at the motherland
and definitely not outer space!
"It's a great honor to have you all here.
May I take this opportunity to welcome all of you well deserved engineers.
I look forward to entertain you and I hope you enjoy. I've worked hard to make your visit here enjoyable and rewarding. It's my pleasure to serve you and to present our excellent performance for your consideration."
Blah Blah Blah, It sucks, doesn't it?
Greetings, sluggish slowpokes!
Do you have an opinion??
An opinion on those mind-numbing assignments?
Or on the ginormous workload?
On the canteen food, or the fests, or the ID loving watchman?
Do you want to rant, rave, moan & complain about the multitude of issues that make our college what it is?
Want people to hear what YOU have to say?(Does all of this sound like a sales-pitch? You bet it does!)
Well then, welcome to paradise, my brethren! You good-for-nothing bums find yourselves in good hands at aamchiaai!
She intends to become the numero-uno resource for all things VJ!
Welcome, delicious reader to the best blog on the planet, At least in my opinion. And let’s face it, here my opinion counts double of yours, so if you've got a problem with that well, I can’t help. But I digress. As I was saying before, Welcome to aamchiaaitumchiaai (looks like a train emoticon, doesn’t it?), the unofficial and ONLY blog for Victoria Jubilee something something!
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