Of Humble Beginnings
Greetings, sluggish slowpokes!
Do you have an opinion??
An opinion on those mind-numbing assignments?
Or on the ginormous workload?
On the canteen food, or the fests, or the ID loving watchman?
Do you want to rant, rave, moan & complain about the multitude of issues that make our college what it is?
Want people to hear what YOU have to say?(Does all of this sound like a sales-pitch? You bet it does!)
Well then, welcome to paradise, my brethren! You good-for-nothing bums find yourselves in good hands at aamchiaai!
She intends to become the numero-uno resource for all things VJ!
And I, MrPoliticallyCorrect, hereby solemnly swear that I will make your experience here as nutty as fruitcake!
Truth is, we all have an opinion, no matter how silly, stupid or just plain sardonic. And what we're crying out for, is catharsis. And what can be more purgatory and therapeutic than an expletive filled discourse on all of our bottled up feelings?(no, not those feelings)(and watch the expletives, modern society deems it 'rude')
As a Resident Columnist(sounds deep), I shall endeavour to tell you about our institution through my eyes. I expect you to spit out your views as well. Language is no-barrier. I would love to have readers respond to me in the mother's tongue(get it?) Or in Arabic, Lithuanian, Farsi or any other outlandish language that catches your fancy(the miracles of google translate)
I expect your fancy/esoteric/otherwordly opinions in my subsequent articles. Random nonsense is a prerequisite!
I will also, on occasion, deviate from standard practice and write a sane(read:politically correct) article, to live up to my name. But only on occasion!
That's all I have to say, for now. My first write-up is just around the corner. Keep your eyes peeled for that, as well as other articles on this site.
Until then, keep a stiff upper lip, and have a good one!
P.S:
Do give me, or the team, a holler at [email protected], we're all ears!
Do you have an opinion??
An opinion on those mind-numbing assignments?
Or on the ginormous workload?
On the canteen food, or the fests, or the ID loving watchman?
Do you want to rant, rave, moan & complain about the multitude of issues that make our college what it is?
Want people to hear what YOU have to say?(Does all of this sound like a sales-pitch? You bet it does!)
Well then, welcome to paradise, my brethren! You good-for-nothing bums find yourselves in good hands at aamchiaai!
She intends to become the numero-uno resource for all things VJ!
And I, MrPoliticallyCorrect, hereby solemnly swear that I will make your experience here as nutty as fruitcake!
Truth is, we all have an opinion, no matter how silly, stupid or just plain sardonic. And what we're crying out for, is catharsis. And what can be more purgatory and therapeutic than an expletive filled discourse on all of our bottled up feelings?(no, not those feelings)(and watch the expletives, modern society deems it 'rude')
As a Resident Columnist(sounds deep), I shall endeavour to tell you about our institution through my eyes. I expect you to spit out your views as well. Language is no-barrier. I would love to have readers respond to me in the mother's tongue(get it?) Or in Arabic, Lithuanian, Farsi or any other outlandish language that catches your fancy(the miracles of google translate)
I expect your fancy/esoteric/otherwordly opinions in my subsequent articles. Random nonsense is a prerequisite!
I will also, on occasion, deviate from standard practice and write a sane(read:politically correct) article, to live up to my name. But only on occasion!
That's all I have to say, for now. My first write-up is just around the corner. Keep your eyes peeled for that, as well as other articles on this site.
Until then, keep a stiff upper lip, and have a good one!
P.S:
Do give me, or the team, a holler at [email protected], we're all ears!