We are Anonymous, We are Legion, We are Clueless, We are Engineers.
"It's a great honor to have you all here.
May I take this opportunity to welcome all of you well deserved engineers.
I look forward to entertain you and I hope you enjoy. I've worked hard to make your visit here enjoyable and rewarding.
It's my pleasure to serve you and to present our excellent performance for your consideration."
Blah Blah Blah, it sucks, doesn't it?
This is what Dr. Mental told me when he read it, "Mr. Bananas in Pajamas, you've got your 'bananas' (well its every guys dream)
but what our blog needs is a bit of your balls."
So folks, here's Mr. Bananas in Pajamas trying a googly spin with the balls.
Alright so we're engineers.. or some of us who want to be subtle, would say, 'to-be' engineers. We gotta admit engineering is
THE MOST over-rated course in India. And who apart from us, so called 'engineers' would know how bloody interesting it is (sigh!).
(But Foo Foo ki Jawaani is sheer brilliance. Hands Down.! Don't you think?).
Who apart from us engineers would do obviously logical things like writing their own blogs about random nonsense and then possibly screwing up with the pointer.
I find serious resemblance in a kid and an engineer. One of the reasons that kids are so hopped up is because they just got here, and everything is new and fascinating. But for us its just plain simple curiosity. Lets consider a scenario wherein we put a kid and an Electrical Engineer in front of a socket.
Kid: Holy Crap, this is amazing! Now I'll put my finger in it because that would be hilarious!
Electrical Engineer: Holy Crap, this is amazing! Now I'll put my screw driver in it and watch the bulb of the screw driver glow.
So fascinating.
Its a proven fact that we're the most intelligent species in the universe (No Seriously!). We are the future CEO's of all the multinational companies or another <coolName>.Inc that's gonna make millions in the next 5 years. And of course the Indian cinema teaches us the 3 beautiful words that can do wonders (I know you'll are yet in the valentines mood, but i am talking about the famous "All Izz Well")
A few people strongly believe in, "If your world comes crashing down, search for a missing semicolon!". But I’m more of the types,
"Jab life ho out of control, hoto ko karle gol."
Now heres a funny story. I did my annual visit to ICT to check out Manzar and met a friend of mine who in her third year managed to get on the organising side. Now she tells me that a team of two from the first year stood 2nd in the Debate Competition losing against a team from Shah & Anchor college. That’s commendable but unfortunate. But it’s our tradition to muck things up in the end anyway so no issues. The real interesting part was that our team surely beat the hell out of the 4th year ICTians in the semis.
Everybody likes to hear that their college team performed well against another,especially against those lot from across the road. That feeling just exists automatically. If you are a child of the Mother, you will feel it.
In other news, our quiz team did suck and lost miserably. Really? I thought we had the best minds of the city in our college. I’m kidding, they participated and that’s important. Better luck next time.
So lets cheer for the winners and the others who made an attempt!
Aamchi aai Tumchi Aai…
P. S. we take in articles, So if you'll are as wasted as I am, and have a different point of view, mail it to us at [email protected]
Zipping up, what do you guys think, am I right about the crazy hype 'Engineering' receives?
Lemme know in the comment section.
But remember to,
Shake the Hot Things!
May I take this opportunity to welcome all of you well deserved engineers.
I look forward to entertain you and I hope you enjoy. I've worked hard to make your visit here enjoyable and rewarding.
It's my pleasure to serve you and to present our excellent performance for your consideration."
Blah Blah Blah, it sucks, doesn't it?
This is what Dr. Mental told me when he read it, "Mr. Bananas in Pajamas, you've got your 'bananas' (well its every guys dream)
but what our blog needs is a bit of your balls."
So folks, here's Mr. Bananas in Pajamas trying a googly spin with the balls.
Alright so we're engineers.. or some of us who want to be subtle, would say, 'to-be' engineers. We gotta admit engineering is
THE MOST over-rated course in India. And who apart from us, so called 'engineers' would know how bloody interesting it is (sigh!).
(But Foo Foo ki Jawaani is sheer brilliance. Hands Down.! Don't you think?).
Who apart from us engineers would do obviously logical things like writing their own blogs about random nonsense and then possibly screwing up with the pointer.
I find serious resemblance in a kid and an engineer. One of the reasons that kids are so hopped up is because they just got here, and everything is new and fascinating. But for us its just plain simple curiosity. Lets consider a scenario wherein we put a kid and an Electrical Engineer in front of a socket.
Kid: Holy Crap, this is amazing! Now I'll put my finger in it because that would be hilarious!
Electrical Engineer: Holy Crap, this is amazing! Now I'll put my screw driver in it and watch the bulb of the screw driver glow.
So fascinating.
Its a proven fact that we're the most intelligent species in the universe (No Seriously!). We are the future CEO's of all the multinational companies or another <coolName>.Inc that's gonna make millions in the next 5 years. And of course the Indian cinema teaches us the 3 beautiful words that can do wonders (I know you'll are yet in the valentines mood, but i am talking about the famous "All Izz Well")
A few people strongly believe in, "If your world comes crashing down, search for a missing semicolon!". But I’m more of the types,
"Jab life ho out of control, hoto ko karle gol."
Now heres a funny story. I did my annual visit to ICT to check out Manzar and met a friend of mine who in her third year managed to get on the organising side. Now she tells me that a team of two from the first year stood 2nd in the Debate Competition losing against a team from Shah & Anchor college. That’s commendable but unfortunate. But it’s our tradition to muck things up in the end anyway so no issues. The real interesting part was that our team surely beat the hell out of the 4th year ICTians in the semis.
Everybody likes to hear that their college team performed well against another,especially against those lot from across the road. That feeling just exists automatically. If you are a child of the Mother, you will feel it.
In other news, our quiz team did suck and lost miserably. Really? I thought we had the best minds of the city in our college. I’m kidding, they participated and that’s important. Better luck next time.
So lets cheer for the winners and the others who made an attempt!
Aamchi aai Tumchi Aai…
P. S. we take in articles, So if you'll are as wasted as I am, and have a different point of view, mail it to us at [email protected]
Zipping up, what do you guys think, am I right about the crazy hype 'Engineering' receives?
Lemme know in the comment section.
But remember to,
Shake the Hot Things!